Roger Ebert Is Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. Video Games Can Be Art

Video games have come a long way. baby, a longthen a beautiful represntation of what art can be. In
way, indeed. And luckily for us gamers, the image ofit, you wander vast, pastoral plains on horseback and
the suspender wearing nerd who has to put histackle beasts of epic proportion all in the name of
controller down every few seconds just so he canrescuing your love from her somnolent slumber
push his taped glasses back up his nose has faded(actually, she's dead.)Your only indication of who your
away. Because now, even the cool, ruffled collarednext foe will be is from a ostensibly heavenly voice
kids are playing games, as well as the loyal crowdfrom the sky that speaks in an awkward manner
that has been playing them since Battlezone andthat sounds like somebody's playing a Yanni record
Frogger hit the arcades, making it a multi-million dollarbackwards.The landscape, music, story, and character
enterprise.But sadly, as with any fairly new form ofdevelopment (the protagonist, Wander, loses another
entertainment, as gaming gets more popular as apiece of himself with every majestic monster he
genre, in come the naysayers who want to push itmeticulously manhandles) are all as artsy fartsy as
right back down its totem pole. And the most recentsomething you'd be privy to seeing in a Norwegion
attacker (passively, of course) of this upwardepic, and it truly is an engrossing experience that
movement is Roger Ebert, who gamers have beeneveryone should embrace.And like many other
crying foul at ever since he said that video games willelegant games like Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy and
never be art.He claims that video games will never beother magnificent titles, Shadow of the Colossus IS
as worthy as movies.Um, hello! Wasn't the sametrue art, And if somebody can drag Mr. Ebert away
thing said about movies when THEY first arrived onfrom watching Mean Streets for the umpteenth time,
the scene when compared with books? I'm suremaybe he could find that out for himself.Video
some prissy, English chap with mutton chops thatgames, like books, like movies, like, I don't know,
spiraled out of control and went down to his anklesAnime, will be accepted in time, just you wait. As
probably said something along the lines of: "That newlong as there are examples like Shadow of the
vulgar cowboy film all those degenerates areColossus to push it forward, they will eventually get
slobbering over at the nickelodeon cannot comparethere in time.Rich is a bum looking to be a writer. He
to the wit and grace of Mr. Dickens. Forthright!"Filmsenjoys comedy but will take anything as long as his
had to gain the respect of the critics, just like booksemployer pats him on the head occasionally and
probably gained the respect of some ancientcleans out his cage when the feces starts piling up.
Egyptians who were just fine and dandy with theirHe enjoys reading, playing video games, complaining
wall murals of eyeballs and weird shaped snakethat there isn't a third Ghostbusters movie, and oh,
dealies that spelled out utmost love for theyeah, writing, and would love to get a job that's
pharoah.And while games, this gamer must admit,accomidating to those aforementioned activities. Oh,
HAVE been lacking in the story department, leadingand he's also a demon at the buffet table. Boy,
one to believe that they are not art but rahter justhowdy, he scoffs at three plates, I tell you, scoffs
loud explosions and prostitute killing, there is hope.Theat it!
recent game Shadow of the Colussus is, if not art,