A Christmas Story-The Best Christmas Movie Ever Made

Sometimes a movie-maker really gets it right andbreakfast nook and didn't eat at a table except on
produces a film for all time. It requires a brilliant script,special occasions, but the rest of the kitchen was
a dream cast, a gifted director and an outstandingthe almost exactly the same. It was great to see
photographer and technical staff. Put them allthe old appliances again. My earliest childhood memory
together and you can produce magic. Bob Clark andwas of a Tide box and sure enough, there it was
Gene Shepherd did just that in The Christmas Story.sitting on Mrs. Parker's counter. My Dad didn't swear,
All the more surprising when you realize that Bobso he wasn't like Mr. Parker, but I sure knew men in
Clark had also produced the Porky's movies.It's hardthe neighborhood who were like the character Darrin
to say that A Christmas Story is better than It's aMcGavin played. And my mother was as sweet as
Wonderful Life, Frank Capra's masterpiece withMelinda Dillon, Ralphie's mother. The school looked
Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed. Wonderful Life hasexactly the same as Cooper Elementary, where I
always been one of my favorite movies. Good oleattended. Ralphie's machinations to get a bb-gun
George Bailey was an example for us all. How couldwere similar to the lengths I went to get a pair of
anyone resist someone who had gone through soRoy Rogers cowboy boots. The only difference was,
much undeserved hard luck to triumph in the end?I never got them. I had talked Grandma into buying
Stewart himself considered it to be his favoritethem for me, but my Mom stepped in and messed
movie. Even so, I found it increasingly difficult toup my plans. I really knew deep in my heart that
watch it as time went by. The movie wasGrandma couldn't have afforded to spend the $15 to
incomplete. I kept wanting to see George and Unclebuy them.Ralphie and his friends talked exactly the
Billy pay a visit on Old Mr. Potter to get their moneysame way I remember us talking. I never issued a
back.Apparently I wasn't the only one. Saturday Nighttriple-dog-dare, but I sure knew what it meant. I
Live once had a great skit that dealt with just that.even remember someone sticking their tongue on an
In the black and white vignette, George and Billyiron railing. We even had a neighborhood bully like
storm Potter's house and dump him out of hisSkut Farkas. His name, believe it or not, was Clem
wheelchair to make him produce the cash. I knowKlingelhut. Funny and sweet as the movie was, there
that George never would actually do such a thing,was enough vinegar to keep it from cloying. The
but I still enjoyed seeing it happen. As great as themean Santa Claus and his slide were one of the high
the cast and story were, though, what I always likedpoints of the entire show.My son and I watched the
most about the movie was the setting. The old carsmovie together, laughing all the way through. I
and storefronts and the inside of the Bailey Houseimmediately started talking it up to all my friends and
always brought back warm memories of the wayeven treated one of my customers to dinner and a
things were when I was a kid.Bob Clark created theviewing. None of them had heard of the movie, but
same effect in A Christmas Story, which was set inall of them agreed it was one of the most enjoyable
1940s Gary, Indiana. From the first shot, with themovies they had ever seen, and mostly for the
children standing in wonder in front of a departmentsame reasons that I liked it so much. Most of them
store toy window, I was transported back to mywouldn't go so far as to say it was better than
childhood. My folks would bring me downtown to seeWonderful Life, but I thought so. It was far less
the toys in the Dayton's Department store window. Idepressing. And I didn't leave the theater wishing
was dazzled. I remember I had to wear a clunkymean old Mr. Potter hadn't gotten away with his evil
snow hat, but I never pressed my nose against thedeed.John Anderson is a giant fan of nostalgia, a
store window, I was too afraid of germs, but boymovie buff from his earliest ages. He is also the
did I take my time taking it all in.Ralphie's house wasauthor of The Cellini Masterpiece, published under the
right out of my neighborhood, too. We had apen name of Raymond John.